- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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