A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Welcome To Facebook

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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