WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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since when?

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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obama

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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