What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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