- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Cold camel scrotum.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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