Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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How do u shit With ur ass

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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