What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Nobody cares.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Penis.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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