Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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( o Y o )

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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alert("The Game");//

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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