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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Take my wife- to the store.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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