- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

my mom raped yerr foot

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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