- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Take my wife- to the store.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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