- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

why?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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