- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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