Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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