- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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