Women's sports

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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I'm banging your sister.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Obama

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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