Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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I'm banging your sister.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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