What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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This is not a joke.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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