- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What is Earth made out of? Earth

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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