A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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69, hahaha

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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