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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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