Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Where is my tractor?

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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