friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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