what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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