- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

I have no ideas.

Gadaffi

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

ROSS G IS OBESE

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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