What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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I have no ideas.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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