- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Society.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Yes.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Knock Knock. Come in.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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