a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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