- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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