Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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