What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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( o Y o )

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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