What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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