Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Cancer.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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man boobs

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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