- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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