what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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