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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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