Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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