- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Knock knock. Death.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Weiner

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Justin Beiber

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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