- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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