Black people. They are so kind.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

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