- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Kenny died. The Bastards.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the jew die Really...

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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