A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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I'm a like whore

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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i'm not gay

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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man boobs

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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