Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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hi patrick

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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dislike this...please.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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