Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Hearpin my durp

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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