Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Ham sandwich

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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