- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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