A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Sorry boss

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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