69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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I have no ideas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Anti Joke

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