Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Period Blood

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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alert("The Game");//

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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