- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

anne hatthaway

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

I like pom

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Canada

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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