Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Dubstep < Music

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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