di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Blarg

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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