Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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The penn state football administration

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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