Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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