- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Women's rights.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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