The 19th Amendment

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock knock Come In.......

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

...NO.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

YEAH THEY DO.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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