Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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My butt!!!!

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Women.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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:O + :P = 69

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Women's football

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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