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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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