Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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PUDDING

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Anti Joke

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