- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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