What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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