- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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