Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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why?

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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