a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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