- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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