- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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