Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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