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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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hey bill!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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