Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

The 13th Amendment...

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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