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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

I have no ideas.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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