Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Women's Sports

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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That didn't hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Women's football

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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