Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Come in

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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