- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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