- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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