how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Jared Gough is a slut

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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