whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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