- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

A Jew walks into a Furness

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Please spell dyslexia.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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