Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Penis.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Watch your lips.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Gadaffi

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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