- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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