Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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This is not a joke.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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