- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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