What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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